That moment at work when you lose your pen, and I’m all,
So I look for it all over the damn place, only to find someone else using it.
I could give it back to you if you wanted.
That was MY damn pen! You shouldn’t have taken it.
Well I didn’t know. *shrug* It was a nice pen too.
That moment at work when you lose your pen, and I’m all,
So I look for it all over the damn place, only to find someone else using it.
I could give it back to you if you wanted.
On my bucket list, I promise myself I will learn the dance of the Cotton Eye Joe.
It’s not hard.
Ohhhh? Teach me!
Nahhh.
On my bucket list, I promise myself I will learn the dance of the Cotton Eye Joe.
It’s not hard.
Ohhhh? Teach me!
Archer has been riding my ass all day.
Perhaps because you lack the intelligence to successfully complete your work when required.

(Source: askprotonplz)
-Crawls into bed after a long day-
-Crawls into bed with- It’s kinda early isn’t it?
*areyoukidding* Get out of my bed! -kicks off- Creeper!
But you’re so comfy~




